Secondhand Smoke Temporary Alternative

For those who have tried to reach SHS and have noticed that I have not had any new posts in a week, it is because for reasons unknown to me, the FTP is not uploading. This isn't the first time this has happened, and so I am arranging an alternative platform. But until then, or until the FTP kicks back in, I will post here. I hope SHSers find it.

Color me frustrated.